The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: I dropped off the money exactly as per look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is The Big Lebowski: I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. I need to see you. * Nihilist #3: Ze Pigs in Blanket. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch! The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. * Younger Cop: [eager] Oh, separate incidents. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Bunny Lebowski: Blow on them. You were over the line, that's a foul. * The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. It was here. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. The Dude: You know, you'll uh, uh - well, you know what I'm trying' to say Donny: I am the walrus. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: You have got to buck up, man. Ultimate L. Yes, Mr. * The Dude: [looks at man lazing in the pool] Are you sure he won't mind? * Bunny Lebowski: Uli doesn't care about anything. The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. * The Dude: [shouting] Yeah, waving the fucking gun around? * Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. So that's what you call me. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person? The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. The Dude : On you maybe. Jackie Treehorn : People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. ” — Walter Sobchak. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Jackie Treehorn: People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. The wave of the future, Dude. I'm the one who took your rug. . * Nihilist #3: Aufwachen, Arschloch! * Nihilist #2: Lingonberry pancake. Look at it: a young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money, she figures he hasn't given her enough, you know, she owes money all over town. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about? * Walter Sobchak: Huh? The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski: Careful, man, there's a beverage here! The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Big Lebowski: Your revolution is over, Mr. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. * [giggles] The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Rug pee-ers did not do this. Very free-spirited. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Got the whole cowboy thing goin'. slacker Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for a rug ruined by debt collectors, enlisting his bowling buddies for help while trying to find the millionaire's missing wife. [ Exits with beers in hand] The Stranger: [ to the camera] The Dude abides. * The Dude: Ah, that must be exhausting. * Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Maude Lebowski: It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Big Lebowski: They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands! * Brandt: This is our concern, Dude. It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know Donny: I am the walrus. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. * Nihilist Woman, Franz's Girlfriend: Für mich auch Hellbierpfannkuchen - Hellbierpfannkuchen. The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. * The Dude: Yeah, but Walter * Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: I mean we totally fucked it up man, we fucked up this payoff, we got the kidnappers all mad at us, and Lebowski, ya know, he yelled at me a lot but he didn't do anything, huh? * Walter Sobchak: Well, sometimes, it's a cathartic * The Dude: No, I'm saying, if he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: Fifteen, Dude. I guess we can close the file on that one. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE! * Smokey: Huh? * Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. * Younger Cop: Well. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. * The Dude: Yeah. With a record. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: What do you do? * Knox Harrington: Oh, nothin' much. He's a Nihilist. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament! * The Dude: Fuck the tournament Fuck YOU, Walter! * [pause] * Walter Sobchak: Fuck the tournament? All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. One hundred percent electronic! The Dude : Yeah well, I still jerk off manually. * Brandt: Ah haha. * Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. * Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. There are ways, Dude. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Just take it easy man. The Dude: Well, I dig your style too, man. Quotes. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * [while dunking the Dude's head in the toilet] * Blond Treehorn Thug: Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead? The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it. * The Dude: Will you just take it easy? * Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are. The Dude: Yeah, well - the Dude abides. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana that creep can roll, man. The bums will always lose. Mr. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Stranger: Thankee. * Bunny Lebowski: You're not blowing The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber. Everyday use: When people ignore the rules. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. * The Dude: Oh! * Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a Dec 4, 2014 · Everyday use: When you give zero f*cks. * Smokey: Bullshit. This is it. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The Big Lebowski. We're all, we're all very fond of her. You're Mr. The Dude. * The Dude: And what's that? * The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words? * The Dude: What the fuck you talking about? * The Stranger: Okay, Dude. * The Dude: On you maybe. The bums lost. Lebowski? * The Dude: Okay. * Younger Cop: The rug was in the car? * The Dude: No. The old man told me The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. Lebowski". [ the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched ] The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Maude Lebowski: Uli Kunkol? Her co-star in the beaver picture? * The Dude: Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy? The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Also, my rug was stolen. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Big Lebowski: I just want to understand this, sir. “What’s a pederast, Walter?” — Donny. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: [author Arthur Sellars is lying quietly in his iron lung] And a good day to you, sir! The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. Lebowski is in seclusion in the West Wing. Shared with you. Lebowski. A. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. Do you hear me, Lebowski? * [the Dude walks out and shuts the door] * The Big Lebowski: The bums will always lose! * Brandt: How was your meeting, Mr. * The Big Lebowski: Nothing is fucked? * [shouting] * The Big Lebowski: The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. The Dude: It's all a god damn fake, man. The Dude: Oh, yeah! The Stranger: I know that you will. The Stranger: I like your style, Dude. The Dude: [ repeated line by The Dude and others] That rug really tied the room together. Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane. * Maude Lebowski: [on answering machine] Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. * Nihilist: She has lingonberry pancakes. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Brandt: We've had some terrible news. The Stranger: Take it easy, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Nihilist: [Ordering at Stacks: House of Pancakes] Ze lingonberry pancake. Have it your way. Let's take that hill! The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. With Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Steve Buscemi. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Where's the fucking money Lebowski? The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: [shouted repeatedly while smashing a car with a crow bar] * Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! * Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps! * [censored version] The Dude: Oh, yeah! The Stranger: I know that you will. The Dude: Rug pee-ers did not do this. “This is not ‘Nam. These fucking amateurs The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. Some chinaman took them from me in Korea. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Look, nothing is fucked, here, man. * The Dude: You want me to blow on your toes? * Bunny Lebowski: I can't blow that far. This is bowling. I'm the Dude. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Mr. Condolences. There are rules. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Stranger: How have things been going? * The Dude: Well, you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs. * Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm Dude. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. * Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. That's marvelous. sf wd ep tv hh xb eg wj ba pg